Bible Fail Kids

He was the strongest man alive until he visited Delilah’s Cuts & Curls.Sam Shorn captures Samson’s ultimate downfall in perfect 1980s Garbage Pail Kids-style parody. Featuring a chibi, airbrushed Samson crying cartoon tears as his golden locks hit the floor, this Bible Fail Kids tee turns a classic biblical fail into a collectible-grade laugh.   Printed on premium cotton with vivid retro inks, it’s a mashup of faith, nostalgia, and humor—ideal for fans of quirky Christian art, vintage trading-card vibes, or anyone who’s ever had a bad haircut and a humbling lesson.

Remember Lot’s wife? This time she looked back and stayed that way. Salty Sally turns one of the Bible’s most famous fails into an 80s-style collectible tee. Inspired by vintage Garbage Pail Kids cards, this shirt mixes faith-based humor with painterly retro art and halftone texture. Perfect for fans of ironic Christian art, nostalgic collectors, and anyone who knows a salty saint or two.

Meet Tipsy Noah, the latest misadventure in our Bible Fail Kids series - a hilarious, vintage-style tee that brings a wink and a nod to one of Scripture’s most surprising moments. Inspired by the wild charm of 1980s parody trading cards, this retro Christian T-shirt blends chibi humor, cel-shaded art, and a dose of biblical irony for believers with a sense of humor. Printed on premium, soft cotton, it’s perfect for church youth leaders, theology nerds, and collectors who love their faith with a side of satire. Whether you’re rocking it on casual Fridays or Bible study night, this tee reminds us all that even the greats had their off days. Features: Original Bible Fail Kids artwork - “Tipsy Noah” design Vintage parody style inspired by Garbage Pail Kids Soft, durable cotton blend for all-day comfort Printed to order (made just for you!) Perfect gift for funny Christian friends or collectors